HEYYY GUYSSS IT'S BEEN AGESS :DDDD
Anonymous

Right-ler: Age-ass.
Left-ler: What?
Right-ler: I don’t know where i was going wtih that. 

hows the sex life treatin ya guys?
Anonymous

Right-ler: WEll it’s been a while so we ordered these hookers.
Left-ler: Right…
Right-ler:: And one of them got on Left an-
Left-ler: RIGHT LETS NOT DISCUSS THIS IN PUBLIC.
Right-ler: KISSED HIM AND GAVE HIM MOUTH HERPS AHAHAHAHA
Left-ler: YOUSONOFAHDIFDG

you guys seen your mod around lately?
Anonymous

Right-ler: She’s Hair, i see a lot of hair around. Who knows whos head she could be lurking on. 

how do you like all your new brothers? (woody, seth, the demon guy and the pansey at boarding school, etc)
Anonymous

Right-ler: Did Lily seriously make a blog for that cowboy in toy story?
Left-ler: I wouldn’t be surprised. 
Right-ler: Neither, she’s a menice. 

Why hasn't right tried to kill left and remove his tumor yet?

Right-ler: Cause a persons a person no matter how tumor like. 
Left-ler: Thank you?…i think…

u hot when u struttin ur stuff
Anonymous

Right-ler: Duh. 

Hey Left, why do you like pie so much?
Anonymous

Left-ler: Cause…why wouldn’t you like pie?

come back to us dorito teeth
Anonymous

Right-ler: NOT IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT BUDDO.

i srsly mis u guys bullshit
Anonymous

Right-ler: BULLSHIT?! I think you’ll find this is a blog filled with quality writing and jokes. 

OPENING COMMISIONS ONLY 5 SLOTS AVAILABLE.

fly-bait:

Hello ladies and gentleman, i am opening my commissions again. A drawing fully coloured, shaded, all that junk. here are some examples:I’ll draw anything but porn,..not porn.
Each picture is $33 
I’m so sorry it has to be so expensive but it means i get £20 a picture cause GOD DAMN CURRENCY CHANGE
It’s first come first serve. And paypal only.